Mr Jarvis’ Book of the Dead | Thorn Ogres of Hagwood

Gravestones at Whitby abbey
In this post we record for posterity and remembrance the names of all those who have fallen to the fatal stroke of Mr Jarvis’ pen. Hero, villain, or neither, we honour their sacrifice for the greater myth of the story.

The deceased of Thorn Ogres of Hagwood are as follows:

THE NAMELESS VIXEN  (Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Prologue)  The first victim of the High Lady’s loathsome servants, the thorn ogres, this young mother was eviscerated in the dark of night. She left two cubs, one of whom later survived the lair of Frighty Aggie, and was adopted by Liffidia Nefyn.

MUFUS DOOLAN   (Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 1 – Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 10) Twin to Bufus and beloved son to his parents, Mufus was cruelly murdered by the thorn ogres. His death was a ghastly shock to the werling community; most of all to his brother, who was first to come upon his mangled corpse, hung in the briar as dire warning from Rhiannon’s fiends. Mufus was laid to rest among his ancestors in the Silent Grove, and there he sleeps still.

NAGGATASH  (Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 12) Chieftain of the thorn ogres, Naggatash was felled by Gorfannon’s cunning and the swiftness of Thimbleglaive, his enchanted blade.

GOFANNON [THE WANDERING SMITH]   (Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 6 – Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 12) The last surviving Pucca in the service of King Ragallach,  Gofannon fled the Hollow Hill in secret at the ascension of Rhiannon, and so escaped a gruesome and unjust execution. Vanishing into the mists of obscurity, this most courageous of Ragallach’s smiths took with him nothing less than the key to Rhiannon’s undoing, and for many years he bore that glittering burden before the desire to avenge his fallen kin brought him back to Hagwood. Alas for Gofannon; the High Lady had grown mighty in the intervening years, and sent Her Provost to wrest from the Smith the whereabouts of the key. Finally, having defeated the Chieftain of the thorn ogres and brought much strife upon the High Lady’s servants, Gofannon took his own life rather than surrender his secret. In the werlings he placed his trust, and with it, the key. His memory is honoured with those of his kin; Angirrion, Gromer, Gwyddno, Diarmund, Cormac, Bodach, Hafgan, and Launfal. 

SNAGGART  (Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 6 – Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 16) The runt of the thorn ogres, Snaggart met his end in the terrible jaws of Agnilla Hellekin, when she came to Finnen’s aid at the Battle of the Trees. Though the least of Rhiannon’s vile servants, Snaggart was no less vicious, and was partly responsible for the death of Mufus Doolan.

THE DRITCH FAMILY  (Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 5 – Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 16) Lower neighbours of the Tumpins, the unfortunate Dritch family were slain by Chokerstick the thorn ogre, during the Battle of the Trees. As there was not enough of them left to inter in the Silent Grove once the vile fiend had finished with them, their names were inscribed upon the Dritch beech in remembrance.

UNGARTAKKA, CHOCKERSTICK, KRAKKWHIPP, AND SUNDRY UNNAMED THORN OGRES  (Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 14 – Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 16)  These bloodthirsty abominations were set alight by the werling folk during the Battle of the Trees. In riot and rout, and defying the Provost’s commands, the thorn ogres fled the werling realm, never to return. (It should also be noted that for discovering the ogres’ fiery weakness, and so turning the battle in favour of the werlings, Kernella Tumpin was awarded the role of Honorary Warden of the Realm by the werling elders; a post never before granted to one so young. Only partly in jest, her peers gave her the title ‘Kernella the Flame-handed’, which she bears proudly to this day.)

UNNAMED WERLINGS [SIXTY OR MORE]  (Thorn Ogres of Hagwood | Ch 16)  Of the brave folk who fell during the last conflict with Rhiannon’s thorn ogres, the bodies of forty-nine were recovered and interred in the Silent Grove. The blessing of Dunwrach is upon all who gave their lives to protect their kin and community, and they are remembered every year upon the anniversary of that greatest of werling tragedies.

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